Well, not entirely thug sometimes just smug…which might actually be the polar opposite of thug. Anywho…
Here’s my conflict, many specialists say that if we choose to speak to our children as though they are young adults they will feel respected and as a result will gain confidence. I concur because quite frankly, It doesn’t work for me. In fact, I never even tried. The reason is because I have a great theory. My theory is that adults need to speak to their kids in popular hip hop quotes from the 90’s. When the kids hear these phrases they will be so disorientated that they will respond positively. For example, they will feel more respected and as a result they will gain confidence. Once this happens the parent/child relationship will flourish. So far, this has not been the case with me and my kids…I know it will happen eventually and if nothing else, it will build a whole lot of character. This much I know.
I am willing to let you all in on my secret communication cues. Please get your pen and paper ready because you will want to take notes.
“Here we go, yo’, (this is the scenario)”:
“Warm it up Chris” – to be used when referring to toasting toast or warming up the car during the colder months. The kids will gather to the table or in to the car upon hearing this sentence.
“Ya’ll ready for this?” – to be used when heading out of the car and toward the final destination…the kids will be sure to turn off the car television and any devices upon hearing this sentence.
“It’s all about the Benjimins.” – to be used when referring to allowances. The kids will efficiently start their chores upon hearing this sentence.
“What’s your man got to do with me?” – to be used whenever your child is making excuses for misbehaving.
“Drop it like it’s hot.” – to be used when your child is showing you something at the store they want you to buy them. They will be sure to put the item back where they found it without any hesitation upon hearing this sentence.
“Ain’t no thang” – To be used when your child is upset about a friend “dissing’ them. They will be sure to dis’ them upon hearing this sentence.
“O.G.” – This acronym is to be used when you need your child to take out the original garbage, not the recycling.
“You’re all up in my grill”– To be used when your child is too close to the fire, or oven, or the actual grill. He or she will promptly take a step back upon hearing this sentence.
“Stop, collaborate and listen”- To be used whenever you want to call a family meeting. All family members are sure to hither upon hearing this sentence.
“Hotel, motel, Holiday Innnn.” – To be used whenever you suggest to your kids they can have a sleepover. This one is a fan favorite.
“Out on bail, fresh outta’ jail.” – To be used to communicate to your child that their off their grounding. They will never commit the same crime upon hearing this sentence.
“Beats from the East” – To be used in reference to turning the channel on the car radio. The kids will immediately change the station from the pop station to the oldies upon hearing this sentence.
“One, two, three, four, get your booty off the floor” – To be used to tell your child to get off the ground and to sit up on the chair nicely. *notice the change the word “off” used to be “on”. They will sit nice and still in a seating device upon hearing this sentence.
“Whooop! There it is!” – To be used whenever you find that item the kid has been looking for. He or she will put their item away in its correct place this time upon hearing this sentence.
“Laaaaid back” – To be used when you need to communicate to your child that it is bedtime. He or she will immediately head upstairs to bed.
Please consider using the above sentences to communicate to your child efficiently and respectively. The kids will be happy and you will relive your teenage years. It is a win-win and hey, you might even see the results I have been waiting for.
Feel free to comment on more 90’s hip hop sentences you use to communicate to your kids. Thank you in advance.
Peace out, playa’s.